25 5 / 2013
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
(via on-directing-the-ocean)
22 5 / 2013
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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22 5 / 2013
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
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22 5 / 2013
American school system
SO GLAD I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS EVER AGAIN
(Source: firefliesonfairways, via satellitttehearrt)
22 5 / 2013
"I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there’s something wrong with you."
(Source: peterpanstatus, via paralid)
21 5 / 2013
21 5 / 2013
trying to tell a joke to someone you’re meeting for the first time and fucking it up
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20 5 / 2013
"The secret isn’t to find someone you love spending time with - I love spending time with a lot of people. The secret isn’t to find someone that you find attractive - I find a lot of people attractive for many different reasons. The secret isn’t to find someone who is nice - there are tons of nice people in the world. The secret is to find someone who wants exactly what you want. Someone who is ready to give you all they’ve got, and in turn be ready to accept all the love you have to give. The world is filled with people in relationship of “love you mores” & “I have to act mean so they will like me back” or “I am just not ready.” Please do not waste any more of your precious time. You are an amazing creature. You deserve to be loved until your insides melt. Don’t give up on all the things you want. When you meet the right person you will have zero doubt in your mind. Zero."
(Source: thelovewhisperer, via agypsysoultoblame)
